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有一家银行每天都会在你的帐户里存入￥86,400 There is a bank every day in your account to deposit $86400
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Posted:Dec 5, 2013 10:19 pm
Last Updated:Dec 20, 2013 4:23 am 656723 Views
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英文把「现在」称为Present，请珍惜这份礼物
English the "now" called Present, please cherish the gift
我们想象有一家银行每天早上都在你的帐户里存入￥86,400
We imagine there is a bank every morning in your account to deposit $86400
可是每天的帐户余额都不能结转到明天；But every account balances are not carried forward to tomorrow;
每每一到结算时间，银行就会把你当日未用尽的款项全数删除。Often a settlement, the bank will send you the unspent money all deleted.
这种情况下你会怎幺做？当然，你会选择每天不留分文地全数提领是最佳选择。How would you do in this case? Of course, you can choose every day leaving nothing all withdrawals is the best choice.
但你可能不晓得，其实我们每个人都拥有这样的一个银行，
But you may not know, in fact, each of us has such a bank,
----------她的名字是「时间(TIME)」。- her name is "time (TIME).
每天早上「时间银行」总会为你在帐户里自动存入86,400秒；Every morning, "the time bank" always for you automatically in 86400 seconds in the account;
一到晚上，In the evening, 她也会自动地把你当日虚掷掉的光阴全数注销，She will automatically take you to throw away all the time off,没有分秒可以结转到明天，Not every minute can be carried forward to tomorrow,你也不能提前预支片刻。
You can't be in advance for a moment.
如果你没能适当使用这些时间存款，If you fail to use the day's deposits,损失掉的只有你自己会承担The loss of only you will bear.
没有回头重来，也不能预提明天，There is no going back, nor the withholding of tomorrow,
你必须根据你所拥有的这些时间存款而活在现在。
You must according to these time deposits which you will have to live in the present.
你应该善加投资运用，You should be a good investment,
以换取最大的健康、快乐与成功。
In exchange for the greatest health, happiness and success.
时间总是不停地在运转，努力让每个今天都有最佳收获。
Time is always kept in operation, trying to make the most of every day of harvest.
想要体会「一年」有多少价值，你可以去问一个失败重修的学生。To realize the value of one year, you can ask a failure of students.
想要体会「一月」有多少价值，你可以去问一个不幸早产的母亲。Want to experience "in January," the number of values, you can ask an unfortunate premature mother.
想要体会「一周」有多少价值，你可以去问一个定期周刊的编辑。To realize the value of one week, ask the editor of a weekly newspaper.
想要体会「一小时」有多少价值，你可以去问一对等待相聚的恋人。To realize the value of one hour, ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
想要体会「一分钟」有多少价值，你可以去问一个错过火车的旅人。To realize the value of one minute, ask a person who missed the train.
想要体会「一秒钟」有多少价值，你可以去问一个死里逃生的幸运儿。To realize the value of one second, you can ask a lucky take escape from death.
想要体会「一毫秒」有多少价值，你可以去问一个错失金牌的运动员。To realize the value of one millisecond, ask the person who won a silver medal in athletes.
请珍视你所拥有的美好时光，
Please treasure the happy time which you have,
特别是你可以和一些值得付出的人来分享这些时光。
Especially you can and some worth to pay people to share these days.
别忘了时间不等人。Don't forget that time waits for no one.
昨天以成为历史，Yesterday is history,
明天则遥不可知，Tomorrow is mystery,
而今天是一个礼物，But today is a gift,
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给PM2.5取个中文名吧。。（中国式幽默）
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Posted:Dec 5, 2013 9:32 pm
Last Updated:Dec 20, 2013 4:24 am 659436 Views
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严肃点叫--公雾源，
高端点叫--京尘，
霸气点叫--尘疾思汗，
乐观点叫--尘世美，
娱乐点叫--尘惯吸，
直到那五个字映入我眼帘，才知道中文的强大: --喂人民服雾！
——真是高手在民间，太有才了。 
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跟人相处的选择是什么 What is the man gets along with people the choice?
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Posted:Dec 5, 2013 9:10 pm
Last Updated:Dec 6, 2013 1:38 am 656871 Views
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★我敬佩两种人： 年轻时陪男人过苦日子的女人， 富裕时陪女人过好日子的男人。
★ I admire two kinds of people: a young man to live with a woman, wealthy woman with the good man.
★我远离两种人： 遇到好事就伸手的人， 碰到难处就躲闪的人。 3. ★ 我挂念两种人： 相濡以沫的爱人， 肝胆相照的朋友。
★ I away from two kinds of people: people who have good he stretched out his hand, touched on the Dodge people. 3. I miss the two kinds of people: those who love the roof, be in perfect sympathy with each other friends.
★我谢绝两种人： 做事不道义的人， 处事无诚意的人。
★ I declined two kinds of people: do not be moral people, doing things without sincerity.
★我负责两种人： 生我的人， 我生的人。
★ I'm responsible for two people: my people, my people.
★我珍惜两种人： 敢借给我钱的人， 真心牵挂我的人！
★ I treasure two kinds of people: those who dare to lend me the money, really worried ab
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快乐的脑筋急转弯！（j）
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Posted:Dec 5, 2013 2:21 am
Last Updated:Dec 5, 2013 9:57 pm 657533 Views
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答案：再去要一个
18112生肖中，最骇人的是哪3个？
答案： 猪、龙、鸡（朱熔基）
182一个人无法做，一群人做没意思，两个人做刚刚好。请问是啥密事？
答案： 说悄悄話
183两位帅哥因何为了一位长相如恐龙般的女子大打出手？
答案： 打的要娶她…
184为什么两个孩子恰恰好？
答案：因为不孝有『三』…
185什么东西愈洗愈脏？
答案：水
186一个人做无所谓，两个人做最不好，但三人以上做又沒什么关系了。是什么事情呢？
答案：放屁
187蛇为什么要脫皮？
答案：因为皮在痒
188杏子从52楼跳下，为什么沒事？
答案：因为它是只小鸟
189为什么有人会跳比巴黎铁塔还要高呢?
答案：因为巴黎铁塔不会跳。
190沖天炮为什么射不到星星？
答案： 因为星星会闪...
191校有校规，班有班规，动物园有什么？
答案： 乌龟
192你爸爸的妈妈的妹妹的女儿的叔叔是你的什么关系？?
答案： 亲戚关系
193「小学到大学」要念多久？
答案： 不到3秒。不信再念一次：小学到大学
194为什么胖的人比瘦的人怕热？
答案： 因为被晒的面积比较大...
195蓝色的刀和蓝色的枪（猜4字成语）？
答案： 刀枪不入（Bule）
196身穿着金色衣服的人（猜4字成语）？
答案：一鸣惊人（一名金人）
197一条狗过了木桥之后就不叫了（猜4字成语）？
答案： 过目不忘（过木不汪）
198手机不可以掉到马桶里弄湿（猜4字成语）？
答案： 机不可失（机不可湿）
199用猪肝和熊胆作成的神奇肥皂（猜4字成语）?
答案： 肝胆相照（肝胆香皂）
200在路上，它翻了一个跟斗，接着又翻了一次（猜4字成语）?
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美国爸爸的十条家训很值得参照 Ten family America father is worth reference
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Posted:Dec 4, 2013 10:24 pm
Last Updated:Dec 16, 2013 4:41 am 656904 Views
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1、必须对见到的人先打招呼，受到别人任何恩惠和帮助必须口头或者书面表示感谢，做了给别人添麻烦的事情一定要当场道歉。
1, to see people greet each other, by the favor and help must be verbal or written thank, do give others trouble things must be on the spot.
2、公共场合（除了可以放开玩儿的地方以外）说话音量控制在不让第三个人听到。
2, public places (besides can let go of playing place) speak volume control in less that third people heard.
3、不愿意告诉爸爸的事情，你可以只告诉妈妈；不愿意告诉妈妈的事情，你可以只告诉爸爸。但是不能对两者都不说。
3, do not want to tell Dad, you could just tell mother; do not want to tell mother thing, you can just tell dad. But not for neither said.
4、不许撒谎骗人，否则你会失去朋友家人最宝贵的信任，让你后悔一生。
4, don't lie, or you will lose your friends and family the most valuable trust, let you regret for life.
5、如果不能避免打架，不许用工具和牙，也不许戳眼睛，除此以外可以狠狠的打，而爸爸则希望你能打赢。
5, if not to avoid fights, not allowed to use tools and teeth, also don't jab to the eyes, in addition to beat, and dad hope you can win.
6、掉在地上的硬币可以拣起来拿回家积攒起来，但是钱包却不能据为己有。
6, fall on the ground of coins can be picked up home accumulate, but it cannot take forcible possession of.
7、别人真诚款待你吃东西，如果你不喜欢的话可以说“我吃饱了”，但是绝对不能说“很难吃”。
7, others sincere hospitality you eat, if you didn't love words can say "I eat", but never said "very difficult".
8、任何食物和东西都是有生命的，绝对不能想吃就吃，想扔就扔。
8, any food and things are life, absolutely can not eat, want to throw and then throw.
9、必要时遵从集体和权威的意见，但内心一定要保持自己的想法。
9, comments follow collective and authoritative when necessary, but must keep their own ideas.
10、每个人都和他的名字长相一样都是不同的，用不着和别人比较。
10, everyone and his name looks like is different, more do not need and others.
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【信不信由你】 Believe it or not.
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Posted:Dec 4, 2013 3:11 am
Last Updated:Jan 8, 2014 8:35 pm 656344 Views
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11、咖啡的苦与甜，不在于怎么搅拌，而在于是否放糖；
Coffee bitter and sweet, is not how mixing,But in the presence of sugar;
一段伤痛，不在于怎么忘记，而在于是否有勇气重新开始
A pain, not to forget how,But in whether it has the courage to start again.
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【信不信由你】 Believe it or not.
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Posted:Dec 4, 2013 3:07 am
Last Updated:Dec 16, 2013 9:42 pm 656415 Views
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1、一个人想要幸福， a person want to be happy,
就不能太聪明，也不能太傻，
You can't be too smart, also not stupid,
这种介于聪明与傻之间的状态叫智慧。
This is a clever and stupid state between called wisdom.
感悟：Sentiment:
人，太聪明了让人防备，人，太傻了让人摆弄，
People, too smart to guard against,
People, stupid people fiddle with,
都没办法获取真心。难得糊涂嘛！
There was no way to get really. Ignorance is bliss!
2、用人之道： by the way:
首用圣人，次用君子，宁用庸才，不用小人。The first with the saints, with a gentleman,Ning with mediocrity, no villain.
感悟：Sentiment:
是这样，人常说真坏人并不可怕，可怕的是假好人（小人）。
Terrible is false good man (person).So, people often say that really bad is not terrible,
3、不想爱了就放手， don't want to let go,
不想讲了就闭嘴，不想恨了就释怀
Don't want to talk to shut up,Don't want to hate it.
感悟Sentiment:
一切都会过去，事事不必太执着。
Everything will be the past, everything is not too rigid.
4、人是矛盾的动物，people are contradictory animal,
什么都没有的时候觉得什么都是好的，当有了熊掌之后却觉得鱼更好。What time did not feel what is good,When the bear's paw is like the fish better.
感悟：Sentiment:
人不能太贪心，不可能什么都如愿。
People should not be too greedy, can not what do.
我看到过这样一段话：
I have seen this quote:
“穷人想当富翁，富翁想长生不老，
"The poor to the rich, the rich want ever-young,
长生不老的人无限烦恼-----nfinite trouble ever-young.
这样的日子什么时候是个头啊…”What time this day is the head ah..."
珍惜自己所拥有的才是关键！！！Cherish what you have is the key!!!
5、所有负面的情绪和心态， all the negative emotion and mentality,
对于你所不满的人和事情不起一点作用，
Don't play a role for you to the dissatisfaction of the people and things,
而对于你自己和你的亲人友人起大作用！
And play a major role for you and your family friends!
感悟：Sentiment:
人要乐观一点，人一辈子很短暂，有时一转身就是尽头……People to be optimistic,Human life is short,
Sometimes a turn around is the end.........
6、感觉不到痛苦的爱情不是真正的爱情
do not feel the pain of love is not true love
感觉不到幸福的婚姻不是真正的婚姻
Do not feel happy marriage is not a real marriage
感悟：Sentiment:
爱情有时是一个可以一笑了之的段子
Love is sometimes a laugh away piece
婚姻却是一本长篇小说 而幸福是一种领悟
Marriage is a Book
Happiness is a kind of insight
7、别在婚姻中老盯着别人的锅盖看，
don't in marriage staring at others cover at,
要知道，家家的锅底都是黑的。
You know, in the bottom of the pot is black.
感悟：Sentiment:
“家家有本难念的经！”的确是这样的。
There is a skeleton in the cupboard. Is this true.
8、说真话的好处是你不必记得
the benefits of telling the truth is you don't have to remember
你曾经说过什么。
What you have said.
感悟：Sentiment:
通常一句谎言，要用十句甚至更多的谎言来解释
Usually a lie,To use ten or more lie to explain
人不要活得那么辛苦
People don't live so hard
9、山盟海誓是一种经常让高山和海洋
a solemn pledge of love is a kind of often let the mountains and the ocean
领受尴尬的重量级承诺。
Received embarrassing heavyweight commitment.
感悟：Sentiment:
不要轻易相信承诺Don't believe the promise
一句“拿着”One "take"
胜过十句“我会给你的”More than ten words "I will give you the"
10、时间是个可怕的东西。 time is a terrible thing.
随着它的流逝，总有一些真相被永远的掩盖
As it passed, There is some truth is always hide,
也总有一些真相慢慢的被揭开。
There is also always some truth slowly opened.
有时，不经意间，一些真相就来到你身边…
Sometimes, inadvertently,The truth will come to you......
感悟：
Sentiment:
无语……………Speechless...............
做任何事一定不要总抱侥幸心理，
Do anything must not hold fluky psychology,
要想人不知，除非己莫为”也是真理。
"To people do not know, except for Mo has been" is the truth.
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快乐的脑筋急转弯！（h）
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Posted:Dec 3, 2013 5:15 am
Last Updated:Dec 3, 2013 6:39 pm 656669 Views
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答案：他天天说脏话。
141青蛙为什么能比树跳得高？
答案：因为他站在树上跳。
142小明的眼睛近视度很深，但是戴了眼镜却仍然模糊，为什么？
答案： 因为他戴了没有镜片的眼睛
143小呆骑在大牛身上，为什么大牛不吃草？
答案： 因为大牛是人
144大明的英语非常好，可是有些老外却听不懂，为什么？
答案：老外不懂英语
145能不晕车的最好办法是什么?
答案： 步行
146小明才4岁，却已当了“爸爸”了，可能吗？
答案： 玩过过家家游戏
147老王擦桌子，擦了半天，仍觉得脏，为什么？
答案：因为老王的老花镜是脏的
148“先天”是父母所遗传的体质，那“后天”是什么？
答案： 后天是明天的明天
149什么东西人们都不喜欢吃？
答案： 当然是亏了
150为什么燕子冬天要飞向南方过冬？
答案： 因为走得太慢
151两瓶花中，一瓶是鲜花，一瓶是纸花，请说出哪一瓶是鲜花？
答案： 有蝴蝶在上面飞的花是鲜花
152小偷最怕碰到是哪个机关？
答案：公安机关
153犯人最乐意选择的死法是什么？
答案： 老死
154树上站了8只鸟，开枪打死了一只，还剩几只鸟？
答案： 一只死鸟
155北京王府井步行街上来往最多的是什么人？
答案：行人
156男理发师最不喜欢的人是谁？
答案：秃子
157北极熊食肉，它为什么不吃企鹅？
答案： 吃不到
158情人眼里出西施，那西施眼里出什么？
答案： 眼屎
159什么方法可以马上找到遗失的图钉？
答案：打赤脚
160老詹养了一只狗，并且从來不帮狗洗澡，为什么狗不会生跳蚤呢？
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