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Why does the steam leave after several years? 4/14/2012
This article is more or less like a question.. I would really
want to know why the steam and energy reduces almost drastically
in most marriages after several years? Why do one fall out
of love gradually in marriage? Is this the man's fault
or the woman? I would really want to know.
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Men's Rules 4/19/2011
Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible
in an argument. All comments become null and void after
seven days.
Rule # 2 If you don't want to dress like Victoria's
Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera
guys.
Rule # 3 If we say something that can be interpreted in two
ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant
the other way. ...
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A Good Sense of Humor Will Break the Ice! 8/3/2010
It is a difficult and daunting task to reveal your private
information to a complete stranger. Without risk there
is no reward. However, a good sense of humor not only shows
a positive side to you, it also eases any tension that exists.
I'm not talking about raunchy jokes or one-liners;
rather I am speaking to humorous anecdotes between unfamiliar
people, which can lead to commonality. Humor ...
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What Happens When You Fall In Love With... 12/7/2009
What Happens When You Fall In Love With
A chef ? (You get buttered up.) A chauffeur ? (You get taken for a ride.) A gambler ? (He cheats on you.) A garbage collector ? (He dumps you.) A clockmaker ? (He two-times you.) A pastry cook ? (He desserts you.) A shoe salesman ? (He walks all over you.) An elevator operator ? (He lets you down.) An artist ? (He gives you the brush.) A jogger ? ...
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YALL WILL LIKE THIS ONE IT'S SHORT... 10/3/2009
you know that light travals faster than sound. This is why
some people seem bright until they speak.
here is another one. Some people are like slinkies... they're
really good for nothing. But they still bring a smile to
your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
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AM I UGLY? 10/2/2009
OK I WANT TO KNOW WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF ME. I'VE WRITTEN
SOME ARTICLES AND I HAVE MY PICTURE UP, SOOOO WATCHA THINK?
AM I UGLY 1 BEING YES AND 10 BEING HELL NO.LOL
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What do Women Look For ? What do men look For? 3/14/2009
Women Look for: Fast car Lots of money Perfect Hair Nice teeth Jokes in perfect amount Serious in perfect amount Able to ride . (white ) Has own suit of amor Able to make romantic seonly on request)
What men want: Pretty Face Long Hair Small waist Perfect breast no matter what size Able to follow orders Smart but not too smart Likes Sex all the time Likes sports and action movies ...
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Enoughs enough 12/4/2008
When does tenacity turn into denial.
Its good to be tenacious its bad to be living in denial
When a girl says "not interested" is she really
not interested?Playing hard to get? or IS she hard to get?
When a guy says thanks but no thanks is he really not interested?
or is HE just not thankful?
I understand girls like confidence and appreciate some
stubbornness ...
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TV vs Cellphone 10/5/2008
Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Cellphone
At home watch TV, go out bring Cellphone.
Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with Cellphone.
TV free for life but Cellphone, if you don't pay the
services will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but Cellphone is
cute, slim, curvy and very portable.
Operational cost for TV ...
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Love 3/11/2008
LOVE, n .* man's grand delusion that one woman differs
from another;
* a sea of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses;
* what Plato described as "a grave mental disease";
* something they say is blind; it's marriage which
is the real eye opener;
* that emotion which is not true until returned;
* that delightful interval between ...
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3 rings 2/23/2008
There are 3 rings in a marriage:
1st there is the engagement ring
next there is the wedding ring
and last of all,
There is the sufferring ...
PS. I hope you dont get the last ring PPS. I have nothing against marriage. If i find the right
person, my loyalty to that person is assured.
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What kind of car are you? 2/2/2008
Three women were talking about their love lives.
The first said, "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce;
smooth and sophisticated."
The second said, "Mine is like a porsche; fast and
powerful."
The third said, "Mine is like an old Chevy. It needs
a hand start and I have to jump on while it's still going."
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The Fiancee... 1/24/2008
A young woman brings home her fiancée to meet her parents.
After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about
the young man. The father invites the fiancée to his study
for a drink.
"So what are your plans?" the father asks the
young man.
"I am a Torah scholar." he replies.
"A Torah scholar. Hmmm, " the father says.
"Admirable, but what will you do to ...
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at the Wedding 12/31/2007
At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly
until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort
to come down the aisle.
The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When
asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained,
"I was just trying to be a good ring bear."...
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Problems from the start 12/31/2007
John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously
knocked on his blind date's door. She opened it and
was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said.
"I'll be ready in a few minutes, " she said.
"Why don't you play with Spot, my dog, while you're
waiting?" He does wonderful tricks. He rolls over,
shakes hands, sits up and if you make a hoop with your arms,
he'll jump ...
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Common wedding questions and answers 12/31/2007
Q: Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding?
A: Not if you are the groom.
Q: How many showers is the bride supposed to have? A: At least one within a week of the wedding.
Q: What music is recommended for the wedding ceremony?
A: Anything except "Tied to the Whipping Post"....
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Reception: 12/31/2007
Remember to reserve the UAW hall far in advance,
and avoid Saturdays, since that's bingo night. It
is perfectly acceptable to ask guests to wipe their feet
before entering the hall. After all the cleaning deposit
can be the difference between an oil change and a full tune-up
for the car....
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The ceremony: 12/31/2007
No matter how urgent the event, loaded weapons have no place
at the alter. At the point in the ceremony that says, "If
anybody has any reason why these two should no be joined
in holy matrimony..." tell the preacher not to pause
too long, old flames sometimes die hard and talk too much
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men fear marriage 12/31/2007
An organization that makes men fear marriage The British had an organization that Americans are now
considering adopting.
It seems that in England, they had a men's club, Bachelors'
Anonymous. It was highly successful in making men fear
or even hate marriage.
The club provided a unique way to treat the problem of bachelors
wanting to marry. They send over a mother-in-law ...
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Don't take any chances 12/31/2007
A person receives a telegram informing him about
his mother-in-law's death. It also enquires whether
she should be buried or burnt.
He replies, "Don't take chances. Burn the body
and bury the ashes."...
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The tradition at weddings 12/31/2007
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says,
"Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"
His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's
happy and this is the happiest day of her life."
The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then,
why is the boy wearing black?"...
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Getting revenge with marriage 12/31/2007
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing
around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: "When
I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."
Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you."
Johnson: "But I want you to."
Wife: "But why?"
Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a deal!"...
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Going crazy with confusion 12/31/2007
A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution
and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was
the nature of your illness?" He got the following
reply.
"Well, it all started when I got married and I guess
I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown
who then became my stepdaughter.
My dad came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, ...
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A very desperate marriage 12/31/2007
A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose
to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever
been married. Of course, they dated about once a week for
the past six years, but he was so timid he just never got around
to suggesting marriage much less living together.
But one day, he became determined to ask her the question.
So he calls her on the phone, ...
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Married life 12/31/2007
Married life is full of excitement and frustration: * In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman
listens. * In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely
an eye-opener.
Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant
with ...
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Marriage is not a word. 12/31/2007
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music
is over, the strings are attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is
an institution for the blind.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's
Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage is a thing ...
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hmm 11/26/2007
ye its a joke
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The Chinese restaurant owner 10/25/2007
A single Chinese man owns a Chinese restaurant,
and one day a beautiful Chinese woman walks in. He immediately
walks over and asks her out on a date. She agrees. They go
out for a while, and soon, the man proposes to her. She says
"Yes, but before we do, there's something you
must know. I have never had the sex, but I've read about
it." He says that it's not a problem, and they
are ...
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Who is the boss... 10/22/2007
I think I am, she thinks she is. I say yes, she says no. I say red, she says blue.
So who is the boss?
I imagine we both let the other think they are the boss.
Example:
When I want to get "cozy", everything she says
is exactly right
When she wants to shop, I get a nice home cooked breakfast.
So, really is there a boss ...
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millionaire 10/17/2007
A woman was telling her friend, "It is me who made
my husband a millionaire, "
"And what was he before you married him?asked her
friend
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire."
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