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Well, I'm a doctor by day and a rapper/comedian right after . . . cause I can heal you with drugs or I can kill you with laughter . . . Cause they say laughter's the best medicine that there can be . . . cause it's cheaper than prozac, and works like viagra, ya heard me . . . It'll give something a lift, and it better be your spirits . . . cause if you're thinkin' somethin' else, I don't wanna hear it . . . But I will hear jokes cause you know what they say . . . a laugh a day keeps the psychiatrist away.
And I'm from New Orleans so I bring that flava' to wherever I go . . . from the jokes that I crack to the rhymes that I flow . . . Even the clothes that I'm wearin' . . . people always be starin' . . . cause no one's ever seen a style fine as mine before . . . I right my rhymes in reams, and crack my jokes in streams . . . and I wear them gators with outfits from lime greens to creams . . . cause I'm changin the way that doctors tend to be seen . . . by puttin the CRUNK in clinical medicine to the extreme, ya heard me . . . so don't be scurred of me . . . And if you're laughing and smiling while you're reading this . . . you should holler at me baby and maybe send me a pic ;-)
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And by the way, I'm looking for someone to practice salsa dancing, go clubbing, watch movies (theaters or at home), learn cooking from (yes, there are guys willing to learn cooking from fine women out there), go shopping with (always helps to go with someone to keep your style from accidentally going from crunk to junk) or someone to buy one of my comedy DVD's for a low price of $9.99!
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